Squallor
Tocca L'Albicocca

1. Vota Verdi
Rumbling of pagaya: "I told you, Vote Green, Vote Green..." says the confused character in the song (Vincenzo), who first says to vote Green and then complains that the Greens won the election with 98% and "now instead of the car you have to go by canoe", the second character (Antonio) interjects affirming "you don't know how much it benefits your health". The skit continues with Vincenzo continuing to complain about the jungle inconveniences and Antonio valuing the natural well-being of the place. The sounds of the place dominate after the first minute, provoking Vincenzo's improvised reactions: "and greet your friend since the Greens arrived, what's her name, Filipina this one?"/"excuse me, could you let me pass here, please?- MOO!-I love you, holy ox, let me pass!". Vincenzo finally manages to convince Antonio that 'it was better before' with a historic phrase also mentioned on the official site: "But I'm bored, I must tell the truth, I really don't like this life! It was better before" "But was it better when the Squallor were around?" "Hmm, maybe it was better" "So it was better when there were the Squallor?!" "Eh yes! It was better when there were the Squallor!"

2. USA For Italy
Fantastic song with a repetitive melody, but beautiful, embellished in the end with an instrumental-vocal crescendo with a really delightful woman’s chorus "A lot of money". The lyrics are like a plea to American billionaire-divas to send their money "but all the money" not just for Africa or other humanitarian reasons, but directly to Naples "As soon as you can send us the money, because without money it’s bitter trouble" "And then send us the money, but a lot of money, and we’re even and if you want, send it also to Bari and to all the southerners for Italy"

3. La Ricreazione
"Mind your own business. Confucius" (Years before Elio e Le Storie Tese already did interludes between one song and another...) Music like the opening anthem of broadcasts in fact "channel 5 has the honor of presenting the birth of the world, after a headbutting brawl between Berlusconi and the Rai, the latter (?) won". Delightfully delirious song with memorable phrases like: -"Si Sisto be precise because here we are already on the third day and the money still isn't seen... " -"What do you see... what do you see? I see a glow..." "Yes, it’s Claudio Bagliore. He’s already made the first LP. He invented the record. The discus throw. " "Does it spin?" "At forty-five"-"Here it is, here it is, here it is... " "The first woman..." [...] "That tuft, I don’t see what it is. What, how will it be called in the future?" "I won’t know..." "Prica? Pennica?" "I believe prica..." "Prica." "Prica." "What a beautiful prica. "-"And thus was born the penis, great predecessor of souls and bodies that drove half the world mad and half not." Fantastic.

4. Guatemala Guatemala
Caribbean rhythm. The predominant theme of the song is "Guatemala Guatemala, maremma maiala" repeated for five minutes and forty seconds. Amidst senseless ramblings that make you laugh precisely because they’re surreal and absolutely invented at the moment of recording.

5. Trasporto D'Amore
Love story between a man and his tram driver. Song with a bittersweet character "You can laugh at my story, yet it is a very serious story". The funniest parts are when the narrator laughs because he can’t stay serious given the high level of idiocy of his own sentences.

6. Torre Annunziata
Torre Annunziata "a very famished, rich and powerful woman" sends her husband to bed and waits for the lover. The lover arrives, and although Torre Annunziata doesn't know who he is "...Listen, brigadier, you did not introduce yourself, you didn't mention your family name, your things... " starts making love with him. A story of sex with an orgasm "And now we're here!", but beware of the husband who is waking up... It’s time for the brigadier to leave, but first "Leave me a memory of you. " "Yes. Here you go. PRRRRRRRRRRRRR....".

7. Bagno Aurora
"Thief if you don't catch. Confucius" Waltz. Song of a love story at Bagno Aurora "How beautiful it was with the umbrellas up and down". One sung line, one spoken by the two interpreters (very off-key) until the chorus full of joy and nostalgia, because "Our hole is no more". Sigh. "Prrrrrrt! Latrine. Confucius".

8. Il Computer Amedeus
Here we are witnessinga true gem. Echo effect voice for the computer Amadeus: "The first computer born in southern Italy" "Amedeus Chiavante, one of the first computers that inputs" "Eight minutes and I enjoy. Fifteen cacao. Three seconds, I'm drooling(?)". Immune to the most deadly viruses "I don’t catch Aids, but me, I knock it out'"Here the song degenerates becoming a true gem of comic improvisation. I think the narrator was given a sheet with 'Computer Amedeus Chiavante' written on it with the task of filling four minutes of base with funny phrases, but the difficulties are evident and hilarious: -"I am Amedeus, I’ve already said it."-"I am Amedeus, and love strikes, Touch the Apricot" (already the slogan of the album)-"I'm always me, Amedeus, the base doesn't stop and I was the inventor of the compilation"-"I am Amedeus, Amedeus Wolfangen La Poppa La Pizza La Tocca La Piglia e La Blocca, Touch the Apricot. Touch the Apricot. Touch the Apricot and you will be happy. Touch the Apricot. I am Amedeus, Amedeus Touch the Apricot"The name Amedeus was used for that dance song of the period..

9. Pierpaolo In Urss
Everything as per perfect script: - The usual Pierpaolo present in all the latest albums after Arrapaho. - The usual annoying voice taken from the zoo of 105. - The usual Formentina from her many years- The usual father who every time he hears about pussy wants to join the son who has no intention of seeing him. - The crying mother. Pierpaolo in the USSR acts the socialist. . "But don't you need money?" "No, I don’t need money anymore..." "Oh, finally once..." "Finally here there is the proletariat!" "Oh my, if you send me some dollars here, it's needed." "Oh! You see..." "Five million." "Again? And you think..." "Remember that the power is to the people..." "But we like money." "Eh, understood, there is corruption there too. So nothing has changed, Pierpaolo?..." -The farewell to the father: "See you on the steppe." "Which steppe?" "Yes, on that steppe of your mom’s. Bye." - The father complaining to the mother: "Eh, but you're also vulgar... Maria? Maria, but you've really made this boy a remarkable disgrace... And skiing... slipping on the tears, drying. Dry. Eh... Formentina?..."

10. Jammucenne
Second "real" song. This time Neapolitan knowing that "No one saves us even ‘a grazia d’a maronn’" and other good reasons to leave... jammucenne.

In closing, I would say the masterful rating for the album is due to my judgment method, that is: given the fact that the less a record bores me, the more I want to listen to it, the more beautiful it is, this album deserves no less because whoever manages to lift your spirits every time you listen deserves nothing less than to be praised for life.

GREAT!!!!! SQUALLOR!!!!!