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But did you all know that His Majesty King Roger I of Helvetia even has a sister two years younger than Him and that she has given birth to twins?
This is news that leaves one astonished, I know.
Now: I don't know if you, there, are aware of it (as these are things you really need to know) but His Majesty King Roger I of Helvetia (or rather, to be precise, the former tennis player and also wife Mirka) has produced two distinct sets of twins (different) at the distance of just a few tournaments.
First, she pulled out of the hat two little dolls as identical as two drops of Aqua Velva; a few years later, two more little rugrats came to light, so identical it was as if they were reflections of each other.
And incidentally, they are both named Roger.
The little sisters, however, are named Rogeria.
It is not quite clear what was the original intention of the Magnificent Sovereign and His worthy Queen:
perhaps it was to form two mixed doubles teams for the Junior Wimbledon Tournament for the upcoming 2026 event.
But this is just an example to enlighten you on exactly what is the tone of some of the astounding deeds & misdeeds contained in this easily digestible booklet dedicated to the greatest magician of Tennis of all time: a main thesis (absolutely shared by me, needless to say) of the 133-page tome by our scribe.
If you really want to indulge in this learned reading, know that you can find it in local newsstands attached to some unspecified national-popular sports daily whose nomenclature I would carefully avoid mentioning to prevent proto-paradigmatic misunderstandings of a catechumenal nature.
I close with a final Closed Question: has anyone, there, ever understood why the point (in tennis) is equivalent to 15?
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