Forgive me. I know the Radiohead (especially Kid A) have already been reviewed enough. But I couldn't not write something about what I consider one of the best albums of the new millennium. So let me vent for 5 minutes, and then I'll leave you in peace. 

Let's start with the fact that getting out of an album like OK Computer is not an easy feat. Masterpiece here, masterpiece there, you're besieged by journalists, interviews. You might want to tell everyone to go to hell. Well, in the end, Thom was about to do just that.. He was a step away from breaking up Radiohead. Fortunately, he didn't. He locked himself in the studio, turned off the phones, put a sign on the door that said "Don't bother me" and set to writing new pieces.

And he churned out everything you hear in Kid A and Amnesiac. (Small note: I believe that if Thom had selected the 13/14 best tracks from these two albums and put them all together to form a single album, perhaps we'd be here talking about one of the greatest works of the last 30 years.)

But alright, Kid A comes out. Anticipation through the roof. A clone of OK Computer was expected. How wrong we were. 10 tracks that make your skin crawl. It's hard to believe it’s Radiohead. Audience divided: it's horrible/it's magnificent, it's crap/it's art. It's easy to see where the reviewer stands. And so everyone hits with the "here come the blind and deaf fans of Yorke who praise anything that comes out of his mind". Oh please... Continue living in your world, where Thom should have eternally produced clones of OK Computer (not to detract from it, mind you). Forget about it.

As I was saying, 10 tracks that make your skin crawl. "Screw everyone! I don't care about what others want! I want to experiment. Let's see what comes out."

This must have gone through Thom Yorke's mind in those moments. And indeed, the one-two-three (and let's add the four) at the beginning is lethal. By the end of "How To Disappear Completely" you feel lost, you don't know what's happening, you wonder why all this. With "Optimistic" you catch your breath, but the close leaves you no escape with the epic "Idioteque" and the extraordinary conclusion of "Motion Picture Soundtrack". You stand still for 5 minutes staring into the void. You wonder what the hell happened in the last quarter hour. You need to listen to it again, you need to make sure what you just heard is indeed what you are thinking. You're just afraid to think it. Then you listen to it again...

Yes, it is a masterpiece. 

Tracklist Lyrics and Videos

01   Everything in Its Right Place (06:04)

Kid A, Kid A
Kid A, Kid A
Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything in its right place
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything in its right place
In its right place
In its right place
Right place

There are two colours in my head
There are two colours in my head
What, what is that you tried to say?
What, what was that you tried to say?
Tried to say
Tried to say
Tried to say
Tried to say

Everything in its right place ... (to end)

02   How to Disappear Completely (06:37)

That there
That's not me
I go
Where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the Liffey
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

In a little while
I'll be gone
The moment's already passed
Yeah it's gone
And I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

03   Idioteque (04:12)

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow till I burst
Until I burst
Until I
Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?

I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen enough
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age comin'
Ice age comin'
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both
Ice age comin'
Ice age comin'
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
Mobiles skwrking
Mobiles chirping
Take the money and run
Take the money and run
Take the money

(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time

(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children

04   The National Anthem (04:43)

Everyone
Everyone around here
Everyone is so near
It's holding on
It's holding on

Everyone
Everyone is so near
Everyone has got the fear
It's holding on
It's holding on

It's holding on
It's holding on
It's holding on

05   Optimistic (04:39)

Flies are buzzing round my head
Vultures circling the dead
Picking up every last crumb
The big fish eat the little ones
The big fish eat the little ones
Not my problem, give me some

You can try the best you can
If you try the best you can
The best you can is good enough
If you try the best you can
If you try the best you can
The best you can is good enough

This one's optimistic
This one went to market
This one just came out of the swamp
This one dropped a payload
Fodder for the animals
Living on animal farm

If you try the best you can
If you try the best you can
The best you can is good enough
If you try the best you can
If you try the best you can
The best you can is good enough

I'd really like to help you, man
I'd really like to help you, man
Nervous messed up marionettes
Floating around on a prison ship

If you try the best you can
If you try the best you can
The best you can is good enough
If you can try the best you can
If you try the best you can
Dinosaurs roaming the Earth
Dinosaurs roaming the Earth
Dinosaurs roaming the Earth

06   Morning Bell (04:25)

The morning bell
The morning bell
Light another candle and
Release me
Release me

You can keep the furniture
A bump on the head
Howling down the chimney
Release me
Release me
Please
Release me
Release me

Where'd you park the car?
Where'd you park the car?
Clothes are on the lawn with the furniture
Now I might as well
I might as well

Sleepy jack the fire drill
Round and round and round

Cut the kids in half
Cut the kids in half
Cut the kids in half

I wanted to tell you but you never listened
You never understand
I wanted to tell you but you never listened
You never understand
Cos I'm walking walking walking ...

The lights are on but nobody's home
Everybody wants to be a
The lights are on but nobody's home
Everybody wants to be a slave
Walking walking walking ...

The lights are on but nobody's at home
Everybody wants to be a
Everyone wants to be a friend
Nobody wants to be a slave
Walking walking walking ...

07   The National Anthem (05:01)

Everyone
Everyone around here
Everyone is so near
It's holding on
It's holding on

Everyone
Everyone is so near
Everyone has got the fear
It's holding on
It's holding on

It's holding on
It's holding on
It's holding on

08   How to Disappear Completely (05:56)

That there
That's not me
I go
Where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the Liffey
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

In a little while
I'll be gone
The moment's already passed
Yeah it's gone
And I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

09   In Limbo (04:42)

Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea
I got a message I can't read
Another message I can't read

Being the first in the Irish Sea
I got a message I can't read
Another message I can't read

I'm on your side
Nowhere to hide
Trapdoors that open
I spiral down

You're living in a fantasy world
You're living in a fantasy world
I'm lost at sea
Don't bother me
I've lost my way
I've lost my way

You're living in a fantasy world
You're living in a fantasy world
You're living in a fantasy world
This beautiful world

Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea
I got a message I can't read
Another message I can't read

10   Idioteque (04:12)

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow till I burst
Until I burst
Until I
Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?

I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen enough
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age comin'
Ice age comin'
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both
Ice age comin'
Ice age comin'
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
Mobiles skwrking
Mobiles chirping
Take the money and run
Take the money and run
Take the money

(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time

(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)
(The first of the children)

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children

11   Everything in Its Right Place (06:42)

Kid A, Kid A
Kid A, Kid A
Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything in its right place
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place

Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything in its right place
In its right place
In its right place
Right place

There are two colours in my head
There are two colours in my head
What, what is that you tried to say?
What, what was that you tried to say?
Tried to say
Tried to say
Tried to say
Tried to say

Everything in its right place ... (to end)

12   Motion Picture Soundtrack (03:55)

Red wine and sleeping pills
Help me get back to your arms
Cheap sex and sad films
Help me get where I belong

I think you're crazy, maybe
I think you're crazy, maybe

Stop sending letters
Letters always get burned
It's not like the movies
They fed us on little white lies

I think you're crazy, maybe
I think you're crazy, maybe

I will see you in the next life

'''Original last verse not included on Kid A:'''

Beautiful angel
Pulled apart at birth
Limbless and helpless
I can't even recognize you

I think you're crazy, maybe
I think you're crazy, maybe
I think you're crazy, maybe
I think you're crazy, maybe
I think you're crazy, maybe
I think you're crazy, maybe

I will see you in the next life

13   True Love Waits (05:04)

I'll drown my beliefs
To have you be in peace
I'll dress like your niece
And wash your swollen feet

Just don't leave
Don't leave

I'm not living
I'm just killing time
Your tiny hands
Your crazy kitten smile

Just, don't leave
Don't leave

And true love waits
In haunted attics
And true love lives
On lollipops and crisps

Just lonely, lonely..
Don't leave..

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By Mellon

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 Close your eyes and open your heart... on the other side, someone is looking for you to take you away from this hell.


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