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Rating: This is my first review and I'm very excited, were you also excited when you wrote your first review? Tell the truth!
I'm very excited not only because this is my first review but also - and above all - because today I will talk to you about myself, that is, the letter H (pronounced Acca or for the more skilled declaimers of single letters CCCCHHHH) (CCCCCHHHH is also the sound turtles make, for those who have never had one and therefore wouldn't know).
Miss Irene Menna (I believe she's a miss, I'm not sure but she seems younger than my mom so I think she is) and Mr. Flavio Careddu (about whom I know nothing but he seems like someone who knows what he's doing) have indeed, having clearly fallen for my quiet personality and complementary nature compared to all the other letters of the alphabet (those filthy ones that often bully me because I don't speak unless I'm in company, unlike them who give long monologues in front of the mirror), praised my qualities in a song, with open hearts, dedicated to me. Just to me. And they presented it at the 62nd edition of Zecchino D'Oro.
It's useless for you to pretend to be witty, we all know that the first songs you learned were from Zecchino D'Oro and so you cannot deny its importance in your life. Hey, we're not talking about those clowns who played summer entertainment tunes at Woodstock!
Let's also say that, in fact, more than one of you became a fan of the legendary Cristina D'Avena and still today since 1968 dreams of dancing with her, smitten like gnats thirsty for blood.
Anyway, I don't want to digress because I wanted to say that this beautiful song from 2019 written by Irene and Flavio, sung by the wonderful performer Rita Longordo, talks about all those good behavioral norms to be kept to make friends with someone tough like me. It's so beautiful that it won the most famous Italian music festival of all! Zecchino D'Oro!
And don't say it's just trash for kids because here inside, on Debaser, no one cares. We all know that you all have at least one friend who can't write in Italian and doesn't even know what I'm for or uses me haphazardly making everyone laugh on fb or IG or worse even Debaser and perhaps then, I think it's appropriate (with the subjunctive, so no one is scandalized) to let them hear it at least once. What does it cost you? Good manners are learned from an early age, but let's be honest.. it's never too late, not even for dunces!
If you don't believe it, here's the text, so after having memorized it during the carnival holidays (since we won't have anything else to do), we can all sing it together in chorus! Aren't you already happy? I AM! COME ON!
I love you all, even if I don't know you. Even those without an H.
Ah, the song (otherwise you won’t know it and look silly at karaoke)...
(music)
Yo yo yeeeeee yo yo ye ye
There are those who say I'm useless because I have no sound,
Some think I'm pointless, almost useless, but! - Yo
I don't think, I don't take insults literally,
I know I'm worth it, I know the last are first for virtue. - Yo!
A snap of the fingers will be "silly" without me
And the "flies" will fly "lazily lazily" around you!
If I'm missing, you can be sure that the party will end,
No one will laugh anymore!
I am the H -a
Among the letters. - I'm the least written one!
On two long legs, I silently stand. - Literally silent,
But, if I'm in the middle of all the others, check it out,
I can talk, I'm special. - Necessary, no doubt about it!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-H, H! Yo yo ah-ah-ah-ah-H!
If I’m alone, I stay mute and I can't be heard anymore,
But if I'm with my friends, you can hear me too! - Yo
If people, sometimes, forget about me,
There's a mistake, there's a cheat, that's trouble and do you know why?
If you crave "peaches," only "fish" you'll find
And if you want to eat mangoes, what you eat you won't know
If I'm missing, you can be sure that the party will end,
No one will laugh anymore!
I am the H -ah!
Among the letters. - I'm the least written one!
On two long legs, I silently stand. - Literally silent,
But, if I'm in the middle of all the others, check it out,
I can talk, I'm special. - Necessary, no doubt about it!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-H - H! Yo yo ah-ah-ah-ah-H!
In the end, ultimately, this is the matter:
We're all necessary, all useful to each other,
We're all a bit important, all at least a bit,
All indispensable
Each as we can!
I am the H-a among the letters, I'm the least written one!
On two long legs, I silently stand, literally silent,
But, if I'm in the middle of all the others, check it out,
I can talk, I'm special, necessary, no doubt about it!
I am the H-a among the letters, I'm the least written one!
On two long legs, I silently stand, literally silent,
But, if I'm in the middle of all the others, check it out,
I can talk, I'm special, necessary, no doubt about it!
Ah - H!
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