A group of women is attending a seminar on how to have a loving relationship with their husbands. At one point, the instructor asks:
"How many of you love your husband?"
All of them raise their hands. Then the instructor asks another question:
"When was the last time you told him 'I love you'?"
Some answer today, others yesterday, others can’t remember. So, the instructor says:
"Take your phone and send this message to your husband: 'Ti amo tantissimo cuore mio,' and for educational purposes we’ll read together the answers you receive."
The first one replies:
"Hey, mother of my children, are you okay?"
Another replies:
"What’s going on, did you break the car again?"
Another:
"What did you do? This time I won’t forgive you!"
Another:
"Don’t make such a big deal out of it, how much do you need?"
Another:
"Tell me who you actually meant to send this message to!"
Another:
"I’ve told you a hundred times to go easy on the alcohol!"
And finally, the last one replies:
"Sorry, who is this???" domanda: loro: marito: risponde: altro: