A man is about to enter a bar with his dog, but the bartender stops him, saying that animals are not allowed in his establishment. The man replies that it’s a guide dog, so the bartender apologizes and offers him a drink. While he’s sitting at a table, sipping his beer, he sees another guy come in with a chihuahua, so he calls him over and whispers:
“Look, dogs aren’t allowed in here. If the bartender says anything to you, just tell him it’s a guide dog.”
The other guy goes to the counter and when the bartender kindly asks him to leave with his dog, he says it’s a guide dog.
At this, the bartender, astonished, says:
“It’s not possible for a chihuahua to be a guide dog.”
And the guy says:
“What?! They gave me a chihuahua???” sussurra: dice: tizio: