A guy goes to the doctor and says:

"Doctor, help me, it hurts all over!!"

The doctor asks him to show exactly where it hurts.

Touching his chest with his index finger, the guy says "here."

Then he touches his shoulder "and here."

Then his forehead "and here too."

Then his nose "see, it hurts here as well."

Then he touches his stomach "and here."

Then he grazes his knee "ouch!"

His thigh "aaouch"

His foot "ouchouchouch"

"And the stomach, look right at this spot… AAAAAH"

"Help me doctor! Wherever I touch, it hurts like hell."

And the doctor: "Don't worry, I'll put your finger in a cast and in two weeks you'll be as good as new." dice: dottore: