You ask me why I got divorced?
Okay, here’s what happened.
A month ago was my birthday.
I got up in the morning and my wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
My children went to school like every morning and didn’t even say goodbye.
I went to the office and none of my colleagues wished me well.
My secretary, as soon as she saw me, exclaimed: "Happy Birthday, boss!"
I felt special.
She invited me to lunch and we ate; we laughed and talked for an hour.
After, she invited me to her house.
As soon as we arrived, she said: "Do you mind if I go to the bathroom for 5 minutes?"
After five minutes, she came back into the dining room with my wife, my kids, and all my colleagues shouting: "Happy Birthday!"
I was sitting on the couch. Naked.