Trump gets out of bed, and an assistant is immediately there to help him with his morning routine.
“Did you sleep well, Mr. President?”
“Yes, thank you.”
And since he wants to be nice for once:
“And? Did you sleep well too?”
“Oh, yes, thank you! I had a very nice dream!”
“Ah! You must have dreamed of me!”
“Really, Mr. President, really!”
“I knew it! Tell me!”
“Well, I dreamed that you would have the big parade you’ve always wanted! Bands on every street in the United States, people celebrating, waving flags and cheering for the horse-drawn carriage that was bringing you through the streets of Washington!”
Trump sighs happily.
“And? How did I look? Tell me!”
“I don’t know, Mr. President. The coffin lid was closed!”