This is an UNACCEPTABLE insult to the dignity of the Noble Semidio (the whole god is @[G], everyone knows it) destroyer of carriages.
What Egyptian cologne?!
There is only one, unique AQVA in the created DeBasico universe, for goodness' sake!

Do I have to tell you - I say - what it is?

What the hell!

Forgive (her and the triceratops) them; for they do not know what they do.