Service Communication 1:
I receive various private messages requesting to be added to the group. I enjoy receiving your requests as it gives me the pleasant opportunity to tell you all to shove it, but I must point out that the cruel and centralizing administrator of the group is @[cofras], and only he has the button to add anyone, so these requests should be directed to him.

Service Communication 2:
Since the group is growing and low-quality individuals are joining, like the cowardly @[Dislocation] or the gruesome @[Falloppio] or the unnameable @[tia] and so on... it would be wise to explain a couple of things about the concept of "ugly covers" to the less capable attendees (like those mentioned) before these ignorant folks ruin everything:
a) an ugly cover must be the result of unintentional ugliness; its creators must truly believe in it and not pretend or (worse!) be self-deprecating. Here’s one of the most famous examples, and I wonder why no one has mentioned it yet!

b) if the ugliness is intentional, the effect is null!
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