"Everyone could go to your funeral," in other words, the ideal soundtrack to honor the dearly departed. Now, if it’s not necessary to attend others' funerals, you’ll have to be there for your own. So it’s better to prepare well in advance, just in case someone decides to play Ligabue or something like Albinoni's adagio. Two rules: one, only simple songs, you don't need to be particularly avant-garde when you’re dead; two, don’t play them all, because if you do, you'll end up dying for real... 26) The Cramps - She Said