"We could all go to your funeral," or rather the ideal soundtrack to honor the dearly departed. Now, while it's not necessary to attend others' funerals, you'll have to be there for your own. So it's better to prepare well in advance, just in case someone decides to play Ligabue or things like Albinoni's adagio. Two rules: one, only simple, straightforward songs; when you're dead, there's no need to be particularly avant-garde; two, don't play all of them, because if you do, you'll end up dying for real... 21 Confessioni di un malandrino