"Everyone could go to your funeral," or the ideal soundtrack to honor the dearly departed. Now, if it’s not necessary to attend others' funerals, for yours you will have to be there. So it’s better to prepare well in advance, just in case someone decides to play Ligabue or something like Albinoni's adagio. Two rules: one, only very simple songs; when you’re dead, you don’t need to be particularly avant-garde; two, don’t play all of them, because if you do, then it might just end up that you really do die... 18) Distant Smile