When a German doesn't know something: THEY LEARN IT.

When a Swiss doesn't know something: THEY STUDY IT.

When a Spanish person doesn't know something: THEY ASK FOR EXPLANATIONS.

When an American doesn't know something: THEY PAY TO KNOW IT.

When an English person doesn't know something: THEY BET ON IT.

When a Greek doesn't know something: THEY CHALLENGE YOU ON WHO'S RIGHT.

When an Irish person doesn't know something: THEY DRINK ON IT.

When a French person doesn't know something: THEY PRETEND TO KNOW IT.

When an Italian doesn't know something: THEY TEACH IT!