"You could all go to your funeral," that is, the ideal soundtrack to honor the dearly departed. Now, while it's not necessary to attend someone else's funeral, you'll have to be there for your own. So it's better to prepare well in advance, just in case someone decides to play Ligabue or something like Albinoni's adagio. Two rules: one, only very simple songs, there's no need to be particularly avant-garde when you're dead; two, don't play them all, because if you do, then it ends up that you actually die... 14) Thicker Than A Smokey