"You might as well all go to your funeral," in other words, the ideal soundtrack to honor the dearly departed. Now, while it’s not necessary to attend other people’s funerals, you will definitely need to be there for yours. So it’s better to prepare well in advance, just in case someone decides to play Ligabue or something like Albinoni's adagio. Two rules: one, only simple songs, there’s no need to be particularly avant-garde when you're dead; two, don’t play them all, because if you do, then it might just end up that you really die... 9) X-Ray Spex - Oh Bondage Up Yours ! (single 1977)