"You could take everyone to your funeral," in other words, the ideal soundtrack to honor the dearly departed. Now, while it's not necessary to attend others' funerals, for yours, you definitely will need to be there. So it's better to prepare well in advance, just in case someone decides to play Ligabue or something like Albinoni's adagio. Two rules: one, only very simple songs; there's no need to be particularly avant-garde when you're dead; two, don't play absolutely all of them, because if you do, you might end up actually dying...
5) Kevin Ayers - The Oyster and the Flying Fish