"Qualcosa qualcuno" di Umberto Tozzi

Yes, I know, I’ve already shared this but this time it’s just for you.

I’m vaguely heterosexual, but I’ve never wanted to hide my feminine side, ever since I was a kid.

I couldn't stand those testosterone-fueled, sweaty boys playing soccer (FORZAINTER!) while I was reading Verne & Salgari.
Always out of place, that was me!
But not to boast: I mean it!

Then there was my first girlfriend, my first love, you know? She was a real iron tozziana - not Tiziano, who wasn’t even born yet.
"But how," I thought, having just discovered the 'socially conscious singer-songwriters': what the hell does this red-haired idiot with no real political views have to do with reality?
Well, here we are.

Oh, I almost forgot something or someone, except for @[Relator], to whom my thoughts go, for what it’s worth.