This morning at the tobacco shop, like every morning, I went to get cigarettes for myself and my wife.
"Good morning, a pack of Marlboro gold soft and Philip Morris blue!"
I had the €10.50 in my hand, exactly ready. "Look, you're short 40 cents; they've raised both prices!"
LE MIGLIORI BESTEMMIE DI GERMANO MOSCONI Thank you, my inspiring teacher, for helping me face life's adversities.