What is a Sardinian naturalized Venetian doing inside a 2005 Panda Dualogic with automatic transmission at 5:49 PM on a Tuesday, April 5?
Nothing special, he’s waiting for his wife and sister-in-law to come out of Iperlando Mestre after they’ve filled up the cart and squandered the credit card in a reckless manner. In the meantime, he’s taking selfies for his little niece at home, reminding her to finish her middle school homework, and sending slightly... ahem, artistic photos to G and gnente mi!
PS all of this after a grueling and exhausting workday spent solving issues for the Agency of Monopolies and its Users, all without even having stopped by home to wash his armpits and shave a bit, for Jupiter and Juno!
Nothing special, he’s waiting for his wife and sister-in-law to come out of Iperlando Mestre after they’ve filled up the cart and squandered the credit card in a reckless manner. In the meantime, he’s taking selfies for his little niece at home, reminding her to finish her middle school homework, and sending slightly... ahem, artistic photos to G and gnente mi!
PS all of this after a grueling and exhausting workday spent solving issues for the Agency of Monopolies and its Users, all without even having stopped by home to wash his armpits and shave a bit, for Jupiter and Juno!
DeBaser says
right now