Now, anyone who is playing with @[JonatanCoe] today should move their clothing to the lower pegs right after dinner, before writing the letter home, unless they need to get a haircut and unless they have a younger brother spending the weekend with a friend, in which case they should collect their report card before dinner, attach it to the letter, after getting their haircut, and make sure they move their clothing to the lower pegs... The report card would be the weekly report.
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