"I have this LP by BOW WOW WOW and if someone puts it on DeBasio, I’ll do anything they ask! What should I do?"

Ipse dixit...
@[G] dixit...

Bow Wow Wow - Louis Quatorze (Audio)

So, since you’re willing to do anything, please, destroy into infinitesimal pieces, and provide photographic evidence, that unsightly wooden billboard that, just past Passo Sella, heading towards Gardena, has stood for several years, depicting in a completely unlikely way two old-fashioned gardeners.
Keep the promise.

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