I resurface from the goose neck of the toilet to say that I’m seriously thinking about not renewing Netflix. It's been months since I’ve watched anything on it, except for cartoons for my kids and some scraps. Every now and then, I get notifications from the app: "56 new series for you in December." I’d settle for just 5 decent ones. I don’t know, it all seems like a pretty decent mess to me. Latest views: Peaky Blinders (seems quite nice, but I don't have the time), Sons of Anarchy (raw, but for turning off the brain it shouldn’t be too bad). Two recommendations for comic fans: on Netflix, you’ll find Batman Ninja (a thoroughly surreal thing that I still haven’t figured out who thought of it, so deliberately gaudy, kitsch, and over the top that – especially for those from the giant robot generation – it ends up being fun. I honestly wonder how they managed to find a producer, but I’d say that’s not my business). Lock & Key: I just started watching the series on Netflix and I have to say it didn’t blow me away. Instead, I recommend the comic: it’s only 5 paperback volumes (should be about 10-15 euros each) and it’s written by Joe Hill (Stephen King's most talented son). Best horror story I’ve read in a long time. I didn’t know him (despite winning all the awards in the world), I devoured it in a flash and I highly recommend it #geenoomerda.