@[Dislocation] PRESENTS:
"Nails on the Blackboard"
In a nutshell, the ten earworms of all time that have scraped the undercarriage of Uncle Dislo... (1)

Have you guzzled your aperitif?
Have you protested to the bartender who skims on the peanuts?
Are you heading home where you’re already savoring your evening meal?
Are you looking for strong flavors to replace the broth you already know you’ll have to, dare I say, endure?

BUT UNCLE DISLO IS HERE, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, DON'T WORRY!!!
Here we are at the conclusion of the delightful little column that has spoiled so many breakfasts, lunches, and dinners for you... It’s the highest step on the podium, the track that old Uncle Dislo identifies as stramaronans maximum, the worst of the earworms.
If you can, prove me wrong...
Enjoy your dinner, bastards.

Haiducii - Dragostea Din Tei