@[Dislocation] PRESENTS:
"NAILS ON THE BLACKBOARD"
In short, the ten earworms of all time that have grazed Uncle Dislo's undercarriage... (2)

Come on, it’s almost lunchtime... and who’s there to ruin your lunch break, the family dinner, the sandwich? Or, for the Bolzano bigwigs, the bratwurst with grossescheiss or, in the case of the DeSardistan folks, su patagarracchiu with ammerdatores sauce?
Who will ruin the piada with guano for the Romagnoli? And who will make it hard to swallow the koala pajata for the Laziali? Who will provoke retching for the DePiemontesi who are savoring the red wine ravioli from Iceland? And who will kill off the Merdozzo agnolotti even before the DeValtellinesi can start eating???
(Brief moment of suspense...)

But how? It's always your Uncle Dislo, certainly hoping to please you...
We’re on the middle step of the podium... Let’s go!!!!

Opus - Life Is Life (Live)

These five braggarts have always caused me heavy nosebleeds, especially their singer with the gruff, raspy voice and a stage presence comparable to that of an elderly paraplegic cercopithecus.
Bon appétit to everyone...