Did you have breakfast?
Have you started working?
It's not even nine in the morning and Uncle Dislo, a kind soul, worries about your poor taste buds and offers you, oh, what tenderness, yet another listening of his renowned, if repulsive, column:

@[Dislocation] PRESENTS:
"NAILS ON THE BLACKBOARD"
In a nutshell, the ten anthems of every era that have scraped Uncle Dislo's undercarriage... (3)

And we are in podium territory: another ignoble litany that will grip your testicles in a deathly hold... for the ladies, we will refer to them as gonads, is that alright?

Fool's Garden - Lemon Tree