#campaign2020casoumano

So friends!
Here at the PEOPLE OF DeLIBERTY OF DeBASER, we’re munching on a quick and frugal sandwich before rushing off to work to #makedebasergreatagain!
Not like some of my competitors (hahahahaha, it always makes me laugh to think about it) like @[Dislocation] or @[mrbluesky] or @[iside] or @[TataOgg] or, worse, @[dsalva] @[Farnaby] who are feasting on fried truffles stuffed with oysters and Nutella! And then frolicking with THE MONEY FROM DeB SUBSCRIPTIONS!!
We, on the other hand, are working for you!
For our dear old folks @[odradek] @[IlConte] @[De...Marga...] that old crone @[imasoulman] @[Lao Tze] etc. etc. we will set up construction sites no more than 100 meters from your homes, with foam-covered handrails and lots and lots of benches.
And our women! @[Taddi] @[llawyer] @[Valentyna] @[rossana roma] @[AlephZero] enough tiring their big eyes and little heads! We will establish a summary service of every content read by the sexy voice of @iltuodenome, so they will have more time to pamper themselves and take care of household chores! Vote, vote dear women and, if you don’t know how, there will surely be a gentleman willing to explain it to you…
And then more initiatives for the southerners, the Sardinians (difficult, though), the terminal progsters, the Indo-Aryans, and all the other noisy minorities.
Vote and make the PEOPLE OF DeLIBERTY OF DeBASER vote
#lectorforpresident