Show Us Your Junk! Ep. 2 - Dave Catching (Rancho de la Luna) | EarthQuaker Devices You’re born old and ugly, and everyone asks if you’re the band’s dad, but you’re the same age. Then your best friend dies and leaves you his studio. Years go by, and you get older... but you come up with the brilliant idea to cover your hideous pedophile-ice cream-man face with a giant beard, giant glasses, and a giant hat.

From then on, everyone will say, "He’s an old man who ages well." Dave Catching is the only man in the world who has passed through various stages of old age, despite only being in his sixties.

PS this series "Show me your junk" is wonderful.