Tomorrow guys, there will be Armageddon. Debaser, if it withstands the power of the event and doesn’t die this time either, will never be the same again. Because deep down, you're a bit of a mess. Ten years to prepare and you did nothing. You throw Armageddon out there as if it’s nothing.

But we ( @[G] ), who have the balls of steel, will show you how it’s done. It will be 550km drawing inspiration from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, thanks to the recent cut in island crops. The kind of stuff that Poppo Marley stops to puke at the Autogrill.

But I think it will end up looking more like this Thelma and Louise - Original Trailer