hellraiser
3 jun 16
DeRank ™: 9,74
Last night at the pizzeria with friends, wives, and various partners. I see the waitress coming and wanting to imitate the good Del Toro, I dusted off my weary gaze cultivated over 15 years, achieving two outcomes: 1) the waitress completely ignored me, pretending not to see me or else she would have dumped the pizza on my head 2) my girlfriend gave me a good scolding. That said, long live Donovan, long live Dutch beer, may the Lord keep them in glory, amen... Donovan / Barabajagal (enough embarrassing moments around anyway...)
DeBaser says
right now