NanowaR
5 Questions To NanowaR

We met the NanowaR while working on the double "Made in Naples" - the first album, a live in Switzerland, at the Metal Dayz Festival; the second with scattered studio tracks and nonsense like public service announcements and other nonsense - while waiting for "Metropolis Part. 3 - The Legacy", a true studio work: I'll buy it too, and I'm not even gay.

We talked about other things with the band members GattoPanceri666 (guitar, bass and vocals), Baffo (cymbals and kazoo), Ringo Starr (former drummer), George Bismuto (Sound Technician), Norberto Bobbio (Proofreader), Serenella (Groupie), Santa Claus (Special Effects), and Nicholas Cage, although the writer has serious doubts about the existence of the latter. Enjoy reading.

Respect to y’all, maximum respect. On debaser, a certain Emanuele expressed himself about your masterpiece "Emerald fork": "It really sucks, it has those little keyboards (more than one, ed.) Casio style keyboard useful (only one, ed.) for children no older than 10 years". This very brave late-warrior user mysteriously disappeared, but still brave, fights against a true metal anti-metal, that is, real metal. Scaruffi calls it Metal-Pomp, whereas I don't understand anything and so I ask you, what the hell is it?

My favorite song of yours is "Metal is so strong cos our dick is so long" because it makes me feel like a huge defender from an apocalyptic sexual extermination. With you, we try to understand the metalheads - strange people: they play in a band named "Make a change: kill yourself", an atypical evolution of free will: I always arrive in a good mood but when I hear them, I don't laugh anymore - it's about respect - I get high and smash the posers, yelling "Get out of this non-true body, I repeat: absolutely non-true!" while the stereo plays "Even Satan plays speed". They call it depressive metal, in my desperate quest for knowledge it came after the national-socialist metal; I yelled at them: "Satan, you will never have me!" while they played the march of the ancient Slavic barbarians. How poser is it to die with a hoarse and particular scream? In my desperate quest for knowledge, I often think about it since my grandfather kicked the bucket.

Gatto: Well, I must say yes, whatever you said. On the other hand, it is difficult to understand such long and overwhelming questions. But if I really have to tell you my opinion, I prefer solar thermal.

George Bismuto: This is a question of bullshit.

Baffo: I think you have some confused ideas on how to ask questions. Maybe you wanted to ask: when will you finish recording your latest album? And I'll answer you: in less than a week everything will be ready, so soon you'll enjoy the new great work of nanowar.

You are about to release a new album, "To Kill The Dragon you need a Sword" (not true, but I like this title better). In "Odino e Vahalla", practically there's this Signigfer son of Pladfer, announced by the death of Troster, and everyone knocks on wood. Then the 140 doors of Vahalla open, and all the true ones join the defenders in a great two-handed final beating against the army of posers; finally, the Antichrist arrives and brings the riff. You who surely hit it off a lot at concerts, can you tell me if it's true what they say, that to get with a metal girl you need a breath of dark omen?

Baffo: Alright, if you insist… Ancestral ektoplastia is a very important moment in the recruitment of allotropic repressive complexes. Starting from this consideration, accepting it as an inductive and not deductive process, we can consequently accept that the weight of the feces of an adult African elephant taken from the hills of the Serengeti has the ability to crush an ant weighing a few milligrams without it feeling any pain.

Gatto: In fact, the title of the new cd is titled "To Kill A Big Dragon, you don't need a Sword Big, But you Need a Big Sword", so my answer from the grammatical point of view is yes. Striking a blue cat the other night, I realized how vain the expectation of a geometric progression to infinity is. I would like to add more, but I can't because of an evil blue elf holding my breath.

Serenella Williams: What a shitty question!

Too touchy these depressive metalheads anyway: the other day I went to listen to one for 3 hours, I said to him "Satan leave this shitty body!" and then he to offend me committed suicide another day.

Gatto: Our fans are not depressed, quite the opposite, they are GAY, which comes from the Latin etymology FROCI.

Baffo: In the North, scarce precipitation with some storm fronts advancing in the afternoon towards the Po Valley. In the center, scattered thunderstorms and snowfall on the Apennine reliefs. In the capital, however, tropical temperatures with appearances of birds of paradise and Nile crocodiles. In the south, earthquakes and meteor showers on the Campania Apennines. At home, all is well, thank you.

Santa Claus: How dare you say such things! Shame on you!

Do you have plans to play around this late winter? Finally, tell us everything you want. Bush, homosexuality in metal, the nuclear war, the oil and wallet crisis, the war between Israel and Palestine, that between defender and poser, the war in Iraq, the war of Odin, the doors of perception and those of Vahalla, if you like the nativity scene, if Saint Gennaro appears to you in a dream, and where you are, where you come from and where you go, and especially where you send me.

Baffo: He took the bread, broke it, gave it to his disciples and said: Peter, bring out the Nutella, I need to have breakfast.

Gatto: We have extensive plans to play around in late winter, say between May and June in north-south Italy and in the Balkan countries and non-Balkan countries. Obviously, the war between Israel and Palestine will not end until Tel Aviv affirms the political will to guarantee the Palestinians a state that at least has territorial continuity, an option that is not even remotely contemplated by Likud, Labor or "Kadima". On the other hand, Mahmud Abbas is a convenient interlocutor for the Security Council and Israel, the fundamental problem is that he has little follow-up and is extremely unrepresentative of Palestinian society.

Ringo Starr: How many of you know that I sing on "With A Little Help From My Friends?"

Nicholas Cage: Your shitty questions don't make anyone laugh, asshole!

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