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Rating: THE REVIEW
Merdallica strike again!!!!!!
Their best album if it weren't for "Reload"! These Merdallica, starting with joining Metallica of METALLICA and debuting with their true first album "Load" (which means: WE Drugged Him), have lifted themselves with tracks like Fuel and Unforgiven II and have fallen back into crap with this St. anger. Furious, there's no denying, finally a powerful sound but a crappy production like the cover and producer. Yes, because this killer has assassinated thrash metal by killing Metallica and replacing them with these puppets...
They have billions, but they don't have a decent tuner because the guitars are tuned very low (practically even in C (C-F-Bb-E-G-C)). "Our" Lar$ broke his old drums, and to record this album, he used the pots his mom sent him from Denmark... Oh yes, because Danish pots make a shitty noise.
The only term to define the album is pure SHIT, SHIT, SHIT except for that Some Kind Of Monster which, however, does not save the situation: guys, if you bought the album, you made the biggest mistake of your life and you should throw it in the toilet; if you haven't bought it DON'T: IT'S HIGHLY TOXIC, HARMFUL, it's like your grandfather farting in your face ten times (in fact eleven) after eating beans.
In the next album, will we find Merdallica, or will Metallica propose their collaboration again? Because I don't believe in a complete return of Metallica: it's an English cold joke.
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This review harshly criticizes Metallica's St. Anger album for its poor production and departure from the band's thrash metal roots. The reviewer sarcastically mocks the tuning, drum sound, and overall quality, deeming it highly disappointing and advising against purchasing it. Despite a mention of some powerful moments, the album is viewed mostly as a failure compared to previous works like Load and Reload.Tracklist Lyrics Videos
Metallica
Metallica is an American heavy metal band formed in 1981 by James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich. They rose from the Bay Area thrash scene with early albums like Kill 'Em All and Ride the Lightning, achieved mainstream success with 1991's Metallica (The Black Album), and have released a long-running and often debated catalog since.173 Reviews
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