Born This Way

 Coprophagy is the new path to the future.

 I will not sum up this record, but rather I will flush the toilet.

 Read this bold critique and decide for yourself if Lady Gaga's Born This Way lives up to the hype.

 I wish I hadn’t! Damn me for wasting time listening to this rubbish!

 Useless songs all identical to one another, with the same structure and rhythm, and above all, headless and tailless.

 Read this honest review before diving into Born This Way and explore if Lady Gaga’s hit or miss resonates with you!

 Lady Gaga is a progressive force; an antidote to corruption, justice that no longer rests on a mere code but elevates itself.

 Born this way opens the doors of the future for us. If you have a shred of courage left, climb on board towards the new world.

 Explore the groundbreaking sounds and bold messages of Lady Gaga's Born This Way—join the musical revolution today!

 'Born This Way' is simply a self-celebrating, pompous, and decidedly tasteless album.

 Judas might be the only appreciable track, it recalls a bit Gaga’s style from a few years ago.

 Dive into this candid review and decide for yourself if 'Born This Way' lives up to the pop hype!

 Born This Way, already monumental to the Little Monsters, picks up where its predecessor left off: the obsessive celebration of the anti-hero and social emancipation.

 The electro-rock, chaotic, raw, dirty, distorted almost completely replaces the tacky superficiality of the current Dance scene.

 Explore Lady Gaga's Born This Way and experience the bold fusion of 80s electro-rock and dance pop today!

 "An album so IDIOTIC that the artist was ASHAMED to put her own name on it."

 "One song is truly beautiful. It is The Edge of Glory. But with a horrible music video, Gaga managed to ruin the only decent song, CONGRATULATIONS!!!"

 Read this bold review of Born This Way and decide if Lady Gaga's album lives up to the hype!