Lady Gaga
Born This Way

"The album of the year has arrived," said half the world, "the new queen of pop is back!!!" Now I ask myself, how stupid can one be? Is there a limit to stupidity in modern culture? Here's the answer: NO. Because if people buy an album of a half bike and half goose, something is off. It's not right at all.

I liked Lady Gaga before, when she sang super commercial songs and super "copy-paste" from Madonna-Britney Spears-Christina Aguilera-All the others. But here's the change: "Born This Way". Right from the cover, you can understand the content, an album so IDIOTIC that the artist was ASHAMED to put her own name on it. Songs between rock, fifties, and light pop, in a cocktail that would give diarrhea to anyone. In Britney's Femme Fatale, the songs aren't so ridiculous (also because she doesn't write the lyrics) but this album is truly terrible.

The first track Marry the Night is at first boring, then halfway through it becomes literally stupid.

Born This Way is the second. It's not true that it resembles Madonna's Express Yourself, nor is it an exact COPY.

Government Hooker is the dumbest of the first three, just see how it starts "GAGA GAAAHA" as if it were a cat in heat. Even though a cat would be more expressive.

Juda-Juda-as-Juda-Juda-as is the fourth, and this one follows the tracks of all the other songs a bit, even though the verses are as boring as before, the chorus turns into stupid (wow).

And here I stop, but I would like to mention other noteworthy songs, with the advice not to listen to them, such as Americano, Hair, Scheiße (which not even Germans know what it means), Bloody Mary, Bad Kids, Highway Unicorn (Road to Love), Heavy Metal Lover, Electric Chapel, Yoü and I.

However, I will say one thing. Because I am objective. One song is truly beautiful. It is The Edge of Glory. Perhaps it's placed last to put chocolate over the c.r.a.p underneath. But with a horrible music video, Gaga managed to ruin the only decent song, CONGRATULATIONS!!!