Manowar

Oiled muscles, a chest so hairy that the hairs are fighting amongst themselves, and so much leather (on the head and around the scrotum, of course): standard-bearers and guardians of epic metal + ultra & militant. The message is invigorating, like Uruk-Hai warriors; the artwork is refined with scantily-clad women kneeling before their master before the great battle against Godzilla et Al-Qaeda. Spiritual guide: Conan the Barbarian.