Fratello Metallo

To me, this seems like the Third Cousin Conventual of Domenico Bini. On all fronts! But I won't give him "1 point and that's it" because, firstly, he managed to extract a good, hearty laugh from my jugular knot during the overall crappiest years of my existence, and secondly, because he has always kept himself away from that farce that has (over time) become the concert on May 1st.