Ed Sheeran

A fat and juicy Pokémon conceived by some marketing genius, who managed to synthesize generic incompetence, anonymous vocality, group chat lyrics, and a reassuring yet completely false image of the "loser who made it" to create an apparently unstoppable media tank. Chapeau! When someone manages to fool such a diverse audience so well, you cannot help but acknowledge their talent. Ah, I’m not talking about this fool, but about his/her manager(s).