Jovanotti

His greatest tragedy (setting aside his complete works, embarrassing books included) is being known for the most absurd pseudonym that could possibly exist, Jovanotti, I mean, JOVANOTTI. Come on, then there's the story of the ignoble rap in the song "Mondo" by C. Cremonini, the one where he manages to pronounce "sali e scendi come un dèlfinò dal mare" (DE'LFINO')...