Jovanotti
Lorenzo 2015cc

One of the most "fake" characters of all time; opportunist, materialistic, simulator of feelings, fake idealist, etc. I'm stopping because otherwise, I'll get angrier... But let's start from the beginning: right from his dazzling debut in the entertainment world in this filthy and vomit-inducing nation, the young scion of the Roman bourgeoisie (there are reports that his father was already well-connected with several politicians in the capital), made a name for himself with a fake rap song, fake "bella raga," fake everything, produced by none other than that other filthy and dirty character Claudio Cecchetto, in comparison to whom Totò Riina is a decent person... Sponsored by the record label owned by Berlusconi’s property (Five Records. Aghhhhh!), the boy was ready to take off. Someone might ask: what's wrong with all this? Wrong? Nothing. Rotten? Everything. Let me explain. Producing a commercial product is sacred and legitimate, from Albano and Romina to Toto Cutugno, passing through Ricchi e Poveri to Mi scappa la pipì papà... It's something else to exploit topics like canceling the debt of poor countries, quoting San Patrignano, Mother Teresa of Calcutta, wearing a T-shirt with the image of Ernesto Guevara: that's a no. Even being taken for a fool has a limit. Sorry Lorenzo, let me understand; in your debut album, it was all about waving U.S. stars and stripes, and then we arrive at "Che." Has anyone ever explained to you the difference between a revolutionary and a capitalist system based solely and exclusively on money? Come on? And today, when we finally know who you are (you were invited to a "secret" meeting (and you even say that?), with the big shots from Google, international finance, and IT companies capable of manipulating governments and the consciences of people (it's called the Bilderberg Group), what should we think of you? Do you know who we are? That group of fools like myself who still believe in democracy, that things can change, maybe with a tool like voting. Sure... Someone might dismiss you as a filthy worm and think of warning that girl from "Serenata rap" never to lean out of that window (by the way, you particularly annoy me for having produced another crony of your same crowd: the Divine Giovanni Allevi! Aha aha aha!). Oh, I forgot, the album review... What album? Four drum rhythms laid down with a computer... Another four nonsense words put there at random, since people don't understand a damn thing... How much have you earned so far, Lorenzo, with these plasticized soups? "I'm a lucky guy." You can say it LOUD...