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LA RECENSIONE
I want to review this film because I want to prevent you from making the same exact, and worse, mistake of my/your life.
As a personal comment, I want to use a famous phrase (appropriately modified) that Paolo Villaggio used in one of his most famous films:
"I think that hot movie.... is a colossal piece of crap"
I demand 90 minutes of applause.
P.S.
For anyone still interested in knowing the plot (in which case, go seek help if you're still reading) of this film, don't worry, it doesn't exist. It's a sequence of scenes taken and obviously rearranged in a manner not even absurd but ridiculous from: The Chronicles of Narnia, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and Pirates of the Caribbean thrown together without any logical purpose. Trust me, rather than going to see this film and spending 7 Euros at the cinema, listen to the entire discography of Britney Spears and Paolo Meneguzzi, which perhaps strangely makes more sense.
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Summary by Bot
Epic Movie is an incoherent parody that fails to entertain, offering a jumble of scenes from popular films without any meaningful storyline. The reviewer strongly advises against watching, highlighting the film as a waste of time and money. The tone is sarcastic and blunt, emphasizing the movie's lack of quality and sense.
Jason Friedberg
American film director and screenwriter known for co-directing mainstream parody films, including Epic Movie.02 Reviews
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Perhaps the screenwriters thought that making parodies of Hollywood movies always works... they were terribly wrong!
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