DeRece for Twitter users:

This satanic record, just like the eponymous "Bathory" (by Bathory), is one of the most enthralling post-hardcore records you can find around these days.
Available on the shelves of the best supermarkets just a few hours ago: 666 to be precise.

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DeRece 4 Facelibro users:

This might seem like a weird fake-lie: it is said around that it is the favorite record of the astrophysicists of Portland.
Even if it's not clear if there actually is one over there.

Just know that the diabolical goat runs wild: it climbs, stubborn and insolent, among ruinous ups and downs and steep slopes
through the dark recesses of the Pandemonium across fourteen agitated and concise fragments: all without an apparent solution of continuity.

The artifact seems to last six/seven minutes: there's not even enough time to get bored.
Even though, in fact, it lasts almost three times as long. Maybe because it’s an evil record.

Then, when you realize that the non-expiatory goat has gored you with its sharp cranial protrusions, you want more.
But it’s all there.
It is said that whoever tried to listen to it backward turned into an astrophysicist.
And that they even liked the record.

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Notes for Wiki lovers:

Portland is in America.
Rather, in an unspecified location in North America.
Maybe in Oregon. Maybe not.

They are three: even though, considering the racket they make and the way they shout, they seem like half a dozen port dockers from the mid-nineteenth century.
On a trip to Portland from England. Which, they say, is a seaside place.

This is their V album.
I said No. 5, like Chanel, not album V.
Ignorant!
Even though, in fact, it’s their IV.
In the studio.
Because somewhere in the air there might be a rough one live as well.


And finally some useless titlement (which is very pedia-like):

Three Words
Extravagant Lie
Let's Get Astrophysical
Avenged Seven-Minute Abs
Consumer
It's Just Everything
Scraps
Company Retreat
On My Knees
We Are Possessed
Choist
Words For Lyrics
Queen Of England
They Ain't Coming Back

Tracklist

01   Three Words (00:00)

02   Extravagant Lie (00:00)

03   Let's Get Astrophysical (00:00)

04   Avenged Seven-Minute Abs (00:00)

05   Consumer (00:00)

06   It's Just Everything (00:00)

07   Scraps (00:00)

08   Company Retreat (00:00)

09   On My Knees (00:00)

10   We Are Possessed (00:00)

11   Choist (00:00)

12   Words For Lyrics (00:00)

13   Queen Of England (00:00)

14   They Ain't Coming Back (00:00)

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