Fister
Bronsonic

The story, more or less, is this: on August 30, 2003, Charles Dennis Buchinsky, better known as Charles Bronson, the legendary Death Wish vigilante, dies of pneumonia and is sent straight to hell.

Where else?

Bronson, upon arriving at the gates of hell, immediately asks to speak with the Devil himself to discuss the details of his stay.

Not even enough time to enter the Devil's chamber before he pulls out his 44 Magnum, blowing the front teeth of the poor Devil through the back of his skull: He is now the undisputed King of Hell with the new name Lucifero Bronson.

His first task as Sovereign of Hell was to write the most evil music ever heard by human ears: he wrote countless hours of music and then hid them in an unspecified secret dimension.

In Saint Louis, Missouri, four boys, while watching the Barbapapa family on TV and smoking a hallucinogenic combination of marijuana and salvia, accidentally invoked the spirit of Lucifero Bronson and upon discovering the scores decided to reveal them to unwitting humanity. Naturally, this music can only be recorded under the influence of pitch-black weed and only during Bronsonic rituals.

To date, the only people on Earth who can uncover the workings of Lucifero Bronson's scores are the Ambassadors of Hell: Fister.

1. Bronsonic
2. Santabbath
3. Mazda Of Puppets
4. First
5. Trainwrecked
6. Riff Glacier

N.B. (which stands for New Beelzebub)

The first draft of "Bronsonic" was released only on cassette and in only 30 numbered copies distributed at their concerts: if, as expected, you did not have the fortune to participate in the Bronsonic rites (those private/home ones do not count), the band, in order to spread the LuciferoBronsonic message to the masses, has decided to allow a free download of the word at this link