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 "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream..."

 Those who love Poe, prog, or Parsons should buy it, okay? Actually, no: THOSE WHO DON’T HAVE IT, should buy it.

The review highlights Alan Parsons' pioneering role in sound engineering and his collaboration with Eric Woolfson to create the 1976 debut album inspired by Edgar Allan Poe. It praises the album's innovative use of sound effects, vocals, and classical influences, emphasizing its seamless blend of classic composition and modern production. Standout features include Orson Welles' narration and the first use of a vocoder on ‘The Raven.’ The album is recommended for fans of prog rock and Poe alike. Explore this timeless prog classic now—immerse yourself in the dark, atmospheric world of Edgar Allan Poe set to music!

 "It’s about a girl who hooks up with a guy with a dick like this: the whole song is a metaphor about a big dick."

 "She was in there like a pig, until she felt something she hadn’t felt in ages: PAIN! It hurts her! It shouldn’t..."

This review offers an intentionally provocative and vulgar reinterpretation of Madonna's 'Like a Virgin,' framing the song as an explicit sexual metaphor. It uses crude humor and quotes Quentin Tarantino’s 'Reservoir Dogs' to emphasize its point. The overall tone is ironic and confrontational rather than a traditional music critique. Explore this provocative take on Madonna's classic and decide for yourself what 'Like a Virgin' really means!

 The entire work should be considered: a celebration of the soul, of joy, and of light that makes the mind vibrate, floating in the most absolute stasis and calm...

 More than the individual songs, the entire work should be considered: a celebration of the soul, of joy, and of light.

The review captures a vivid experience inspired by Popol Vuh’s 'Hosianna Mantra', highlighting its spiritual and mystical essence. It praises the delicate piano and guitar work creating a liturgical musical atmosphere. The album is described as a blissful, contemplative journey that transcends individual songs, representing a celebrated Krautrock innovation. Listeners are encouraged to fully immerse themselves in the album to appreciate its artistic ambition and depth. Listen to Popol Vuh’s Hosianna Mantra and embark on a transcendent musical journey of light and spirit.

 Zappa is one of the greatest musical geniuses of the 20th century.

 The album closes with a gem, 'Blessed Relief,' which brings back a very suggestive tranquility.

This review celebrates Frank Zappa's 1972 album The Grand Wazoo as a stunning blend of jazz-fusion, rock, and funk. It highlights Zappa's mastery in composition and innovative use of instruments. Particular praise is given to the album's cohesive musical journey, standout tracks, and top-tier musicianship, culminating in a deeply satisfying listening experience. Listen to The Grand Wazoo now and experience Frank Zappa's unmatched musical genius in a genre-defying journey.