AK47

 Bon: I launched them out the window. Each one carrying a link. Straight to Pitchfork.

 Karlo: Maybe Pitchfork doesn’t need forks. Or spoons.

 Bon: A story. Written down. Published. Something they can’t ignore.

This review playfully recounts Bromsen's attempts to promote their album 'Data Highway' through a whimsical kitchen allegory. Cutlery tossed from a Berlin flatshare window stands in for bold, sometimes desperate, PR stunts. Ultimately, the band embraces storytelling over gimmicks. The piece blends humor and self-awareness, lampooning the hustle of indie music marketing. Dive into this unique review to discover the creative (and hilarious) ways Bromsen pitches their music—forks, spoons, and all!