Tucidide

 The trauma caused by this purchase has remained such that I clearly remember the scene of the crime.

 They are as pleasant as making love wearing three condoms.

This review harshly criticizes The Twins' 1982 album Modern Lifestyle for its monotonous synth arrangements, weak lyrics, and uninspired vocals. The reviewer reflects on the personal disappointment of buying the record as a teenager, despite the appealing synthpop scene of the time. The album's repetitive sound and awkward lyrical rhymes left a lasting negative impression, though the vinyl remains stored as a nostalgic relic. The sarcastic tone underscores the author's regret and the album's failure to meet expectations. Discover why The Twins' Modern Lifestyle became a synthpop classic—or a cautionary tale. Read the full review and listen for yourself!