The Decline

 In the Telekinetic Yeti garage, no one can hear you scream!!

 I’ve listened to it thirty times in a month, and all thirty times it gave me a supraperineal priapic charge that hasn’t manifested since the days of Nacho Vidal’s Runaway Butt’s trilogy.

Telekinetic Yeti’s 'Abominable' is a stoner/doom instrumental album with heavy psychedelic touches. The review humorously depicts the band’s laid-back and hazy vibe, praising its compelling atmosphere despite its simplicity. Though not groundbreaking, the album offers a unique mental trip that keeps the reviewer coming back repeatedly. Dive into the hazy instrumental journey of Telekinetic Yeti’s 'Abominable' and experience their psychedelic stoner doom vibes today!

 ‘Clone Of The Universe’ is a shrewd tribute to everything the Californians have been and, in all likelihood, still are: desert, THC, punk attitude, some heavy riffs, a lot of skill, loads of fuzz, and Scott’s unmistakable voice.

 A truly monumental 18-minute suite dedicated to distorted perception, a continuous flow of scents, thoughts, and illogicalities elevating a thus far ordinary and respectable album.

This review praises Fu Manchu's 'Clone Of The Universe' for its signature desert-inspired stoner rock sound layered with heavy fuzz and psychedelic guitar work. The album captures the band's classic style with Scott Hill's distinctive voice and a long, epic suite featuring Alex Lifeson. Despite some ironic humor, the review highlights the album's unique atmosphere and musical skill. Overall, it celebrates the band's ability to evolve while staying true to their roots. Dive into Fu Manchu's 'Clone Of The Universe' and experience a fuzz-soaked stoner rock trip—listen now!

 The Yeti Has Landed digs its fingers into the most pungent and corrosive manure and then gently caress my perineum with circular soft touches in a star-gasmic and cyclopean mix of stoner/doom and elusive, magnetic psychedelia.

 The volume will never be high enough to hear him.

Green Yeti’s debut album The Yeti Has Landed offers a unique blend of stoner doom and elusive psychedelia. The review highlights the cosmic and atmospheric qualities of the music, evoking visuals of space and hypnotic journeys. While the vocalist’s performance may lack polish, the overall feel creates an immersive and captivating soundscape. The album stands out in the thriving Greek stoner rock scene alongside bands like 1000mods and Void Droid. Dive into Green Yeti’s cosmic stoner doom debut and experience a psychedelic journey like no other!

 "I loathe even more the fans of this stuff and their technical comments meant to analyze alleged imperfections in execution."

 "That's why it’s important to constantly remember who we are, where we come from, and, most importantly, where we want to crash."

The review is a colorful, personal reflection on turning thirty, intertwined with a raw and energetic appreciation of Converge's live album 'Jane Live'. It contrasts youthful rebellion with societal expectations of maturity. The reviewer values authenticity and chaos over technical perfection, presenting Converge's music as a fitting soundtrack for resisting conformity and embracing identity. Dive into Converge's Jane Live and experience the raw, rebellious energy that challenges norms and celebrates authenticity.

 "‘Luminiferous’ is what results. Furious fuzz along the spine, screams of pitecanthropes in opioid withdrawal, distorters exploding with no restraint."

 "Matt Pike (even and especially detoxed) doesn’t tolerate states of quiet. His raison d’être has been and will always be to embody the black Caliph..."

The review presents 'Luminiferous' as a fierce and raw metal album reflecting Matt Pike's detoxed yet unrelenting energy. The band's aggressive riffs and intense rhythms keep their metal spirit alive in a chaotic musical landscape. The album challenges listeners with its powerful soundscapes and stands as a testament to High on Fire's dedication to authentic metal. It evokes both a fierce and nostalgic connection to the genre's roots. Dive into High on Fire's 'Luminiferous' and experience raw, furious metal energy – listen now and feel the intensity!

 "Clearing the Path to Ascend is sheer grandeur. It vibrates and burns."

 "In Our Blood starts, and after just 3 minutes you’re already wet... the new Slipknot album you downloaded out of curiosity... is nothing more than the soundtrack of Carosello performed by the Antoniano di Bologna choir."

The review celebrates YOB's album 'Clearing The Path to Ascend' as a grand and powerful doom metal work that mixes heavy riffs with emotional post-rock and folk elements. It reflects on the band's history and their rise as heirs to legendary stoner/doom acts. The reviewer appreciates the album's depth, its dynamic sound, and its ability to rekindle passion for heavy music. Overall, the album is seen as a triumphant return and a deeply stirring listen. Dive into YOB's 'Clearing The Path to Ascend' and experience a monumental journey through doom metal's finest moments!

 More Constant Than The Gods is simply one of the most fascinating albums I’ve listened to in recent times.

 Salt Lake City, cold inside, Profound Lore, smoky and esoteric riffing in full Electric Wizard style, twilight folk textures à la Current 93 and Dead Can Dance.

This review praises SubRosa's album More Constant Than The Gods as a fascinating blend of doom metal, post-rock, and psychedelic influences, featuring haunting violin lines and evocative vocals. The band stands out for its originality and emotional depth, breaking traditional metal molds. Despite some humorous asides, the overall impression is highly favorable. Dive into SubRosa’s captivating doom metal journey—explore More Constant Than The Gods now!

 I will make it tremble until it screams in pain.

 Buried in an ebonO))) coffin with Al Cisneros as undertaker.

The review explores Bong’s stoner rock album marked by doomy soundscapes and deep drone. It evokes a dark, immersive atmosphere driven by minimal but powerful bass and instrumentation. References to influential artists like Al Cisneros and Josh Homme highlight its niche appeal. The review captures the emotional weight and intensity of the music, suggesting a journey through despair and darkness. Dive into Bong’s stoner rock depths and experience the raw power of doom and drone – listen now!

 Far West smells a bit more like dust and a bit less like incense, sinking us into the putrescent catacombs of some ancient sanctuary from the pen of Edgar Allan Poe.

 Far West is occult merchandise, shamanic, almost monastic — something halfway between an Indo-American séance and a pagan wedding ritual.

The review praises Master Musicians of Bukkake's album Far West for its hypnotic blend of drone, psychedelia, and occult motifs, creating a mystical and intense listening experience. While niche and experimental, the album's rich instrumental textures and world influences captivate listeners. The tone is playful and ironic, making the dense music approachable. Overall, it's a rewarding journey for fans of psychedelic and ambient music. Dive into the mystical and hypnotic world of Master Musicians of Bukkake's Far West—listen now and let the music transport you beyond the ordinary.

 "'Thy Kingdom Scum' is the musical embodiment of the most annoying and full-of-himself bully who would steal your lunch at school and humiliate you to tears during recess."

 "All animated by a charge of testosterone that not even a fleet of truck drivers in a brothel after a six-month Kazan/Lisbon trip."

The review of Church Of Misery's 'Thy Kingdom Scum' highlights a heavy stoner/doom metal album steeped in dark, violent themes. It praises the guitar work while noting a strong Sabbath influence. The lyrics explore gruesome stories of serial killers, creating a menacing atmosphere. Despite some chaos in style and imagery, the album is characterized by testosterone-fueled energy and psychedelic undertones. A new guitarist brings fresh intensity to the band's established sound. Dive into the dark and gritty world of Church Of Misery’s 'Thy Kingdom Scum'—listen now and experience heavy doom metal with a deadly twist!