The Decline

 In the Telekinetic Yeti garage, no one can hear you scream!!

 I’ve listened to it thirty times in a month, and all thirty times it gave me a supraperineal priapic charge that hasn’t manifested since the days of Nacho Vidal’s Runaway Butt’s trilogy.

 Dive into the hazy instrumental journey of Telekinetic Yeti’s 'Abominable' and experience their psychedelic stoner doom vibes today!

 ‘Clone Of The Universe’ is a shrewd tribute to everything the Californians have been and, in all likelihood, still are: desert, THC, punk attitude, some heavy riffs, a lot of skill, loads of fuzz, and Scott’s unmistakable voice.

 A truly monumental 18-minute suite dedicated to distorted perception, a continuous flow of scents, thoughts, and illogicalities elevating a thus far ordinary and respectable album.

 Dive into Fu Manchu's 'Clone Of The Universe' and experience a fuzz-soaked stoner rock trip—listen now!

 The Yeti Has Landed digs its fingers into the most pungent and corrosive manure and then gently caress my perineum with circular soft touches in a star-gasmic and cyclopean mix of stoner/doom and elusive, magnetic psychedelia.

 The volume will never be high enough to hear him.

 Dive into Green Yeti’s cosmic stoner doom debut and experience a psychedelic journey like no other!

 "I loathe even more the fans of this stuff and their technical comments meant to analyze alleged imperfections in execution."

 "That's why it’s important to constantly remember who we are, where we come from, and, most importantly, where we want to crash."

 Dive into Converge's Jane Live and experience the raw, rebellious energy that challenges norms and celebrates authenticity.

 "‘Luminiferous’ is what results. Furious fuzz along the spine, screams of pitecanthropes in opioid withdrawal, distorters exploding with no restraint."

 "Matt Pike (even and especially detoxed) doesn’t tolerate states of quiet. His raison d’être has been and will always be to embody the black Caliph..."

 Dive into High on Fire's 'Luminiferous' and experience raw, furious metal energy – listen now and feel the intensity!

 "Clearing the Path to Ascend is sheer grandeur. It vibrates and burns."

 "In Our Blood starts, and after just 3 minutes you’re already wet... the new Slipknot album you downloaded out of curiosity... is nothing more than the soundtrack of Carosello performed by the Antoniano di Bologna choir."

 Dive into YOB's 'Clearing The Path to Ascend' and experience a monumental journey through doom metal's finest moments!

 More Constant Than The Gods is simply one of the most fascinating albums I’ve listened to in recent times.

 Salt Lake City, cold inside, Profound Lore, smoky and esoteric riffing in full Electric Wizard style, twilight folk textures à la Current 93 and Dead Can Dance.

 Dive into SubRosa’s captivating doom metal journey—explore More Constant Than The Gods now!

 I will make it tremble until it screams in pain.

 Buried in an ebonO))) coffin with Al Cisneros as undertaker.

 Dive into Bong’s stoner rock depths and experience the raw power of doom and drone – listen now!

 Far West smells a bit more like dust and a bit less like incense, sinking us into the putrescent catacombs of some ancient sanctuary from the pen of Edgar Allan Poe.

 Far West is occult merchandise, shamanic, almost monastic — something halfway between an Indo-American séance and a pagan wedding ritual.

 Dive into the mystical and hypnotic world of Master Musicians of Bukkake's Far West—listen now and let the music transport you beyond the ordinary.

 "'Thy Kingdom Scum' is the musical embodiment of the most annoying and full-of-himself bully who would steal your lunch at school and humiliate you to tears during recess."

 "All animated by a charge of testosterone that not even a fleet of truck drivers in a brothel after a six-month Kazan/Lisbon trip."

 Dive into the dark and gritty world of Church Of Misery’s 'Thy Kingdom Scum'—listen now and experience heavy doom metal with a deadly twist!