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A movie that only makes sense on Christmas Eve, when our bodies can withstand levels of syrupiness otherwise unimaginable during the rest of the year. A movie that should inspire goodness and good feelings but actually ends up making you hate the elderly, women, and children.
A movie that only makes sense on Christmas Eve, when our bodies can withstand levels of syrupiness otherwise unimaginable during the rest of the year.
A movie that should inspire goodness and good feelings but actually ends up making you hate the elderly, women, and children.
Dive into this sarcastic review of Il Piccolo Lord and discover a Christmas movie like no other—hear the critique, then watch and decide for yourself!
"When, during the final fight, Danny is on the ground with a broken leg and Master Miyagi says 'Stand up! ...stand up!', the hairs on your neck become iron wires." "If instead of hanging out with bad company, you dedicate your time to the elderly and listen to their wise advice, help your parents with household chores and do a lot of sports, you will have success and women."
"When, during the final fight, Danny is on the ground with a broken leg and Master Miyagi says 'Stand up! ...stand up!', the hairs on your neck become iron wires."
"If instead of hanging out with bad company, you dedicate your time to the elderly and listen to their wise advice, help your parents with household chores and do a lot of sports, you will have success and women."
Discover why The Karate Kid remains a beloved classic—watch, rewatch, and feel inspired to stand up for yourself!
To call a movie 'The Last Kiss' and title the sequel 'Kiss Me Again' is already in itself appalling. If you Love Muccino, you'll Love this film. Otherwise, you'll feel like writing a review like this one...
To call a movie 'The Last Kiss' and title the sequel 'Kiss Me Again' is already in itself appalling.
If you Love Muccino, you'll Love this film. Otherwise, you'll feel like writing a review like this one...
Discover Muccino’s signature style and decide if Kiss Me Again suits your taste—watch and decide for yourself!
Bella screams worse than the guy who sells coconuts. Jacob’s bodybuilding poses seem like he’s holding in a powerful fart.
Bella screams worse than the guy who sells coconuts.
Jacob’s bodybuilding poses seem like he’s holding in a powerful fart.
Dive into this witty review to laugh and rethink your take on The Twilight Saga: New Moon!
"Jennifer’s Body is much like a patchwork of the 'best of the worst' of various American teen horrors from the last 25 years." "The fourth is that Megan Fox is terrible at acting."
"Jennifer’s Body is much like a patchwork of the 'best of the worst' of various American teen horrors from the last 25 years."
"The fourth is that Megan Fox is terrible at acting."
Discover why Jennifer’s Body struggles despite strong elements—read the full review and watch to form your own opinion!
From a visual standpoint, it’s a real feast. Monsters vs. Aliens thus ends up being yet another excellently packaged product, but unable to truly engage the viewer.
From a visual standpoint, it’s a real feast.
Monsters vs. Aliens thus ends up being yet another excellently packaged product, but unable to truly engage the viewer.
Watch Monsters vs Aliens for a visually stunning 3D experience with fun sci-fi nods, but don’t expect a deep story.
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