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 Few bands give me diarrhea as much as the Strokes.

 Rock made specifically to be the soundtrack to a Calvin Klein fashion show.

This review harshly criticizes The Strokes' debut album 'Is This It?'. It condemns the band's privileged background, musicianship, and repetitive sound. The reviewer contrasts the media's praise with the album's lack of originality and excitement, dismissing it as a monotonous and insubstantial effort. Read this bold critique and challenge the hype around The Strokes' debut album!

 Thanks to the Dust Brothers, the three lovable idiots from the Big Apple decisively shift the balance towards black music.

 ‘B-boy Bouillabaisse’ cooks one of the spiciest and most varied sonic soups in their career as renowned musical chefs.

Paul’s Boutique by Beastie Boys marked a bold shift from their earlier work, embracing funk and disco with the Dust Brothers' innovative production. The album is a layered, sample-rich journey beyond mere rap-rock, highlighted by eclectic tracks like 'Shake Your Rump' and the ambitious closing 'B-boy Bouillabaisse'. Praised for its ambition and creativity, it laid the groundwork for their 90s experiments. Dive into Paul’s Boutique to experience one of rap’s most innovative albums—listen now and explore its rich, sample-packed soundscape!

 5 frighteningly beautiful compositions, primarily played on modal improvisation openings, and that drip sensuality in every note.

 Do I really have to say it’s the greatest album for having sex ever conceived on planet Earth?

This review praises Miles Davis' Kind of Blue as an iconic jazz album supported by legendary musicians, featuring modal improvisations and emotionally rich compositions. Although not Davis' absolute masterpiece, it remains the most famous jazz record, celebrated for its elegance, cohesion, and sensuality. The reviewer highlights key tracks like Blue in Green and Freddie Freeloader, emphasizing the album's timeless appeal and revolutionary qualities. Dive into Miles Davis' Kind of Blue and experience one of jazz history’s greatest and most sensual albums today.

 This album demonstrated that grunge had evolved into something monstrous: a gaudy AOR for the pimple-ridden MTV generation and the wanking journalists who followed the phenomenon.

 The second CD... is truly terrible, containing a series of crappy ballads with grotesque arrangements that transport us into a dimension of sterile and self-indulgent progressive.

This review argues that Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness marks the end of the grunge era by evolving it into an overblown, pompous AOR style. The first disc is seen as passable but heavy and lacking memorable tracks, while the second disc is harshly criticized for its weak ballads and glossy arrangements. The reviewer also disparages Billy Corgan's lyrics and vocal delivery, calling the album an overindulgent and unconvincing effort overall. Explore this bold critique of Mellon Collie and hear the album to judge its grandiose style yourself.

 The debut of Rage Against The Machine is one of the most overrated albums of all time.

 Rage's attitude was a leftist variant of the goodist attitude of various 'do-gooders' like U2.

The review considers Rage Against The Machine's debut album overrated, disputing claims of inventing crossover and originality. It criticizes the band's borrowing from other artists, minimal stylistic variation, and questions their political stance. The political activism is seen as commercially motivated rather than sincere, and some band members' credibility is challenged. Overall, the album is viewed as style over substance. Dive into this bold critique and rethink Rage Against The Machine’s legendary debut!

 "OK Computer is a colossal load of crap."

 "Paranoid Android is a fantastic gallery of horrors... horrid, putrid guitar solos."

This review delivers a harsh and sarcastic takedown of Radiohead's OK Computer, labeling it a self-indulgent and pretentious album. The reviewer finds the tracks clichéd, the vocals unbearable, and the overall atmosphere anxious and unappealing. Only 'No Surprises' is mentioned as a minor exception, noted mainly for its video. The review dismisses the album’s acclaimed status and experimental claims. Discover why some music fans fiercely dislike OK Computer—read the full review and judge for yourself!