dado
dado
15 nov 21

DeRank™: 3,44

Mac Genius such as you dream about

Sampras calls, MC replies.

“If I were a bit gayer than I am, I would enjoy being caressed by Mc's *backhand.”

Revisited by Gianni Clerici
dado
dado
11 nov 21

DeRank™: 4,54

Ice Cool Pete Sampras Reaction After WORLDIE Winner 😎 #Shorts

Sampras' talent, '90s tennis, a court without alleys, and a timeless passing shot.
dado
dado
24 oct 21

DeRank™: 0,45

Sinner vs Harris; Brooksby vs Schwartzman | Antwerp 2021 Semi-Final Highlights

Blind violence and brutal slaughter.
Mr. @[De...Marga...], do you enjoy the violence of this boy from the Alps?
dado
dado
17 oct 21

DeRank™: 11,96

At the Drive-In - "One-Armed Scissor" LIVE on the Late Show

The apotheosis, having reached the peak, a nearly divine state, dissolved.
dado
dado
16 oct 21

DeRank™: 9,47

At the Drive-In - Relationship of Command (Full Album)

No reviews for the debasio on this sound bomb?
dado
dado
16 oct 21

DeRank™: 0,00

Jenga

From Casteddu
dado
dado
16 oct 21

DeRank™: 7,04

Once there was a king who had to die. He was a very powerful king, but he was deathly ill and despaired:
- Is it possible that such a powerful king must die? What are my wizards doing? Why aren't they saving me?
But the wizards had fled for fear of losing their heads. Only one was left, an old wizard whom no one paid attention to because he was rather eccentric and perhaps a bit crazy. The king hadn't consulted him in many years, but this time he summoned him.
- You can save yourself, - said the wizard, - but on one condition: that you give up your throne for one day to the man who resembles you more than anyone else. He, then, will die in your place.

Immediately, a proclamation was made throughout the kingdom: - Those who resemble the king are to present themselves at Court within twenty-four hours, under penalty of death.
Many came forward: some had a beard just like the king's, but their noses were a bit longer or shorter, and the wizard dismissed them; others resembled the king as much as one orange resembles another in the greengrocer's box, but the wizard dismissed them because they were missing a tooth or had a mole on their back.
- But you’re dismissing them all, - protested the king to his wizard. - Let me try with one of them, to start.
- It won't do you any good, - the wizard replied.

One evening, the king and his wizard were walking on the city's ramparts, and suddenly the wizard shouted: - There, there’s the man who resembles you more than anyone else!
And saying this, he pointed to a hunchbacked, half-blind beggar, dirty and covered in sores.
- But how is that possible, - protested the king, - there’s an abyss between us.
- A king who must die, - insisted the wizard, - resembles only the poorest, the most miserable in the city. Hurry, change your clothes with his for a day, put him on the throne, and you will be saved.
But the king absolutely refused to admit he resembled the beggar. He returned to the palace sulking, and that very evening he died, crown on his head and scepter in hand.

Gianni Rodari, Favole al telefono
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